I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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