It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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