Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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