JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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