YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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