My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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