I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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