wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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