Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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