I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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