the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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