4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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