That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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