So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize