duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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