I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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