R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize