it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
