I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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