I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Randomize