So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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