Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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