i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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