found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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