How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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