she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Randomize