So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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