I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
