garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
my sisters under your porch take her home
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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