You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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