DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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