yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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