So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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