He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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