can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
And then he peed in my hair
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