Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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