I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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