How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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