so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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