It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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