what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Randomize
