how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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