In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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