i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Lo siento on account of my penis...
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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