Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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