You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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