READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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