Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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