This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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