This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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