i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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