do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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