they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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